The landy Curse !

If you find yourself with following symptoms:
1. You are so alert that whenever there's a Landy near you, you know it.
2. You can sense the landy 5 cars away behind you at the traffic light.
3. You can smell a Landy from 5km away.
4. You get neck pain not from driving, but from checking out passing Landies.
5. You spend more time surfing for Landy photos online than surfing porns

You've kena  Class C (minor) Landy Poisoning.
The cure:
1. Eat more vegetables
2. Get a Sedan car
3. Get a Landy (best cure)


If you find the symptoms developed futher:
1. You take photos of all Landies you came across in the street.
2. You skip lunch to go to LR showroom for a test drive / just see see look look
3. You bought your first issue of LRO monthly magazine.
4. Your friends kept MMS you photos of their landy.
5. You're already planning how to pimp up a landy and have checked out accessories on ebay
    - like you already have one.

You've kena Class B (Average) Landy Poisoning.
The cure:
1. Tell your wife/gf your intention and hope their nagging can stop it all..
2. Make new friends who'll give you 1001 reasons to choose a Toyota over a Landy.
    (...or 1002 reasons to give up owning a landy)
3. Get a Landy (proven cure)

If you find the symptoms gotten worst:
1. You keep having LR-related dreams (sometimes Inception style, sometimes wet)
2. You found out that Queen Elizabeth of England is also driving one
3. You recognise most of the landy on the road, and know where the owner lives!
4. You are starting to smell like motor oil.
5. Every movie you chose to watch has at least a Defender in it.

You've kena Class A (very serious) Landy Poisoning.
The cure:
1. Tell your wife you are getting a landy, or divorce it is!
2. Get a fucking Landy!
3. You don't want to be cured, do you?